The ND Sports Book Is Open!

It's Super Bowl Sunday, the biggest gambling day of the year. If you're not interested in betting on what color the Gatorade bath will be or how long Christina Aguilera will hold the word "brave" (the over/under is 6 seconds, FYI), here are some exotic bets for the rest of the NBA season and beyond:

Now that Spike Lee has directed a commercial with Dwyane Wade and Robert Rodriguez has directed one with Kobe Bryant, which director/NBA star collaboration will happen next?
  • Quentin Tarantino/Blake Griffin 3-1
  • Wes Anderson/John Wall 7-1
  • Woody Allen/Amare Stoudemire 15-1
  • David Gordon Green/Kevin Durant 25-1
  • Jean-Luc Godard/Boris Diaw 40-1

JR Smith recently tweeted that he was watching the movie "Mr. Deeds". Which Adam Sandler vehicle will he tweet about next?
  • Spanglish 6-1
  • Billy Madison 8-1
  • Little Nicky 11-1
  • Punch Drunk Love 20-1
  • You Don't Mess With the Zohan 30-1
  • None of the above, he was actually watching the original Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1936) and is in fact a Gary Cooper fan 50-1
Which book will Landry Fields purchase on his next trip to Barnes and Noble with Andy Rautins?
  • The Stranger 7-1
  • Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man 10-1
  • The Master and Margarita 15-1
  • The People's History of the United States 25-1
  • The Novelization of "Johnny Mnemonic" 60-1

Will Zsa Zsa Gabor live to see another Cavaliers victory?
  • Yes (-200)
  • No (+160)
  • She will croak moments before Manny Harris hits the game winner (+8000)
Which former or current NBA player will donate the most money to Sarah Palin's 2012 Presidential campaign?
  • Spencer Hawes 1-3
  • Tim Hardaway 5-1
  • Carlos Boozer 10-1
  • Shaquille O'Neal 20-1
  • Adam Morrison 75-1
The President of Egypt in March 2011 will be:
  • Hosni Mubarak (-140)
  • Mohamed ElBaradei (+110)
  • Former NBA Journeyman Alaa Abdelnaby (+1200000)

Note: As sports betting is illegal in 49 of the 50 US States, The Negative Dunkalectics Sportsbook has set up an LLC in Malta. Payouts will be made in Google AdWords credits. We are not responsible for any hacking of JR Smith's Twitter.

3 comments:

Kelly said...

how can we make that godard/diaw commercial happen??

Schmucko said...

boris diaw going one on one with an animatronic jean seaberg

Kelly said...

jean luc godard presents... l'espace claquer 2

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